Things have changed since my last visit to Hell. When I tried to get in, the lady in the lobby said, “Take a number and abandon all hope.”I asked, “Is there a easier way to get into Hell?”The lady asked, “Have you tried traditional publishing?” I summoned the demon of traditional publishing.From behind a desk, …

So I went to hell again last week. I’m from Texas so it’s a shorter drive than going to another state. You have the be careful, the bridges in Texas are maintained with good intentions. But that brings us back to the subject of going to hell. I went to a comedy club while I …

So I went to Hell again last week. I’m from Texas, so it was good to go someplace with better weather. There was this charming music store where at least six attendants greet you. Odd thing about the music store in Hell. They have no issue with you playing “Stairway to Heaven.” With six attendants, …